CAwife: I'm such a loser.
CAhusband: Well, yeah, I know.
CAwife: No, seriously, at work today I met my future best friend.
CAhusband: Ohhhh reallllllly?
CAwife: Well, this girl came in, she's about our age, she picked out all of my favorite clothes in the store and was super nice. We really hit it off, and I just really wanted to say, "I'm new here, wanna be friends?" From talking to her, it seemed like we would have lots in common, I REALLY DO think we could be friends.
CAhusband: You're right, you're a loser
Now, all humiliation on my part aside, I find myself thinking this and having this conversation with Nick several times a week. I feel like there must be people out there (mainly the CA desert, because well, I do have friends, they're all just too far away) that I can become friends with, but how? You can't just meet a random person in a store and say, "You look like fun, you're probably normal, AND we have the same taste in clothes. (Notice how deep of a person I am) Wanna hang out?"
I mean seriously, what would you say if someone said that to you?
I'm stumped... I totally want to make some friends out here, but really don't want to get laughed at or be humiliated! Maybe these super cute, letter press calling cards are the answer? Hah, maybe not? They are cute though aren't they?