CAhusband sits on the couch enjoying a bowl of milk, with a little cereal (typical) while watching the news this morning before leaving for work.
CAwife (entering the kitchen, glancing at the date on the milk jug): Oh yea, that milk is old.
CAhusband (annoyed): Old? How old?
CAwife: umm.... 5 days
CAhusband: Jesus, then why is it still in the fridge?
CAhusband: Damn it (putting his bowl in the sink)
CAwife (mildly laughing): Want some waffles? I'll make you some waffles?
CAhusband: No, I wanted a healthy breakfast... bye (walks out the door)
See, what I mean when I said my new hours have kind of thrown me! Items in the fridge after their "best by" date is 110% unacceptable to CAhusband. Major wife FAIL on my part!
In his defense, 5 days is a little much; and I would have been bummed too if I had to throw out my breakfast that I was thoroughly enjoying right before heading out to a long day of work. Whoops!