CAwife (entering the kitchen, glancing at the date on the milk jug): Oh yea, that milk is old.
CAhusband (annoyed): Old? How old?
CAwife: umm.... 5 days
CAhusband: Jesus, then why is it still in the fridge?
CAwife: ummmm??
CAhusband: Damn it (putting his bowl in the sink)
CAwife (mildly laughing): Want some waffles? I'll make you some waffles?
CAhusband: No, I wanted a healthy breakfast... bye (walks out the door)
See, what I mean when I said my new hours have kind of thrown me! Items in the fridge after their "best by" date is 110% unacceptable to CAhusband. Major wife FAIL on my part!
In his defense, 5 days is a little much; and I would have been bummed too if I had to throw out my breakfast that I was thoroughly enjoying right before heading out to a long day of work. Whoops!
4 comments:
Best Buy date is the sell by date meaning you still have a week or so to drink it.
Try telling Nick that, he has a major phobia about these things!
Hilarious! Charlie is definitely the one who obsesses over expiration dates in our marriage. Guess it runs in the family...
Aunt B. if you are reading this I am sorry but we can laugh now because Bri didn't get sick from my babysitting screw up...but remember me telling you Peyt about how I asked her if she wanted juice or milk and she stated milk. I poured her some in a sippy cup and handed to her, and she began to cry that she wanted MILK NOT JUICE!!! I, slightly frustrated took it from her and took a sip, realizing it was sour and the poor child thought I had given her some awful juice! I have yet to drink milk from then on out before shaking & smelling it first!
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