"I'm not going to eat lunch where a baby lives,
there are germs everywhere."
Okay, great! I laughed and rolled my eyes, but he was serious. He came by, but he DID.NOT.EAT.
After this, I suppose our conversation from this evening shouldn't really surprise me.
ME: Hey, look what I have for you?
CAhusband: Nope, already saw it, no thank you.
CAhusband: Nope, they pick their noses, and cough in that room all day long. I am not eating that cupcake.
ME: Come on!
CAhusband: Actually, there are so many germs in your classroom that I should probably insist that you shower the second you walk in the door each night.